Complicated love

Category: Writers Block

Post 1 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 31-Dec-2010 11:27:33

Complicated love

I got news. Not sure if they are good or bad.
Not sure if I should be happy or sad.
Not sure whether to cry or to grin
because I'm in love - with a siamese twin.

I don't know what I should do or say.
I'm thinking about it it all night and all day.
I'm scratching my head, I'm scratching my chin
because I'm in love with a siamese twin.

Alone together we will never be!
Whether we want it or not, we'll always be three!
I'm trying to drown all my sorrow with gin
because I'm in love with a siamese twin!

My thoughts and ideas don't get me very far.
I sigh. I get up. I go back to the bar.
It seems that I just can never win
because I'm in love with a siamese twin.

How to begin telling him! Um, I mean, them!
I can not sleep because of this problem!
My confidence has long been thrown into the bin
because I'm in love with a siamese twin.

My only hope I guess is that they get operated.
But what if they don't want to be separated?
Maybe to break them apart is considered a sin!
But I'm in love with a siamese twin!

So I will call my sister now
and ask if she can help me somehow.
I'll ask her to save me from the dilemma I'm in
and marry the other siamese twin.

But what if she won't? If he's not her style?
If, after she saw him, she'll run a mile?
I guess my chances are so small and thin.
Oh, it is so hard to love a siamese twin!

Post 2 by dissonance (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Sunday, 30-Jan-2011 12:09:04

Haa I like this! It definitely made me smile.